Pilot dies during wildfire; state hopes for snow

(CNN; 4/16/2008)

Just chew on that for a while.

'Police: Crack Found in Man's Buttocks'

(Fox-5, Washington, D.C; 2/1/2008)

Well, duh!

(Thanks to AverageJane for this entry.)

'Bridge planned where city hopes to flood'

(State Journal-Register; 1/10/08)

Huh?

'Slain wife points accusing finger from the grave'

(CNN.com; 1/2/08)

If a slain wife points an accusing finger from the grave, and no one is in the graveyard to see it, is the alleged murderer actually guilty?