The Perfect Headline

Thursday, July 2, 2009

'Mind Games Dangerous For Schizophrenic Kids'

ABCNews.com; 7/1/2009

And for those in the immediate vicinity, I would imagine.

It's back!

After receiving gentle but insistent nagging from a handful of dedicated readers, I'm pulling TPH out of mothballs! Check back often!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Pilot dies during wildfire; state hopes for snow

(CNN; 4/16/2008)

Just chew on that for a while.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

'Police: Crack Found in Man's Buttocks'

(Fox-5, Washington, D.C; 2/1/2008)

Well, duh!

(Thanks to AverageJane for this entry.)

Thursday, January 10, 2008

'Bridge planned where city hopes to flood'

(State Journal-Register; 1/10/08)

Huh?

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

'Slain wife points accusing finger from the grave'

(CNN.com; 1/2/08)

If a slain wife points an accusing finger from the grave, and no one is in the graveyard to see it, is the alleged murderer actually guilty?

Friday, December 14, 2007

'Opinion: Clemens descends to hell'

(Washington Post; 12/14/07)

Well, I'm glad they clarified it was an op-ed piece. I would have thought Roger got his judgment early otherwise.