The Perfect Headline

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Autopsy could provide clues in woman's death

State Journal-Register; 7/28/09

Isn't that the way it's supposed to work?

'Tourette kids "let it all out" at special camp'

CNN.com; 7/27/09

!#@$% yeah!

Thursday, July 2, 2009

'Mind Games Dangerous For Schizophrenic Kids'

ABCNews.com; 7/1/2009

And for those in the immediate vicinity, I would imagine.

It's back!

After receiving gentle but insistent nagging from a handful of dedicated readers, I'm pulling TPH out of mothballs! Check back often!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Pilot dies during wildfire; state hopes for snow

(CNN; 4/16/2008)

Just chew on that for a while.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

'Police: Crack Found in Man's Buttocks'

(Fox-5, Washington, D.C; 2/1/2008)

Well, duh!

(Thanks to AverageJane for this entry.)

Thursday, January 10, 2008

'Bridge planned where city hopes to flood'

(State Journal-Register; 1/10/08)

Huh?