'Opinion: Clemens descends to hell'

(Washington Post; 12/14/07)

Well, I'm glad they clarified it was an op-ed piece. I would have thought Roger got his judgment early otherwise.

'Pig-brain mist suspected in workers' disease'

(AP; 12/10/07)

WTF?!? Seriously, this is the headline for which the acronym "WTF" was coined. Or rather, it should be.

'Naked men enter store, calmly buy Skittles'

(CNN.com; 12/5/07)

"Calmly." A single word puts this head in the perfect headline stratosphere. Hell, I get excited buying Skittles fully clothed. These guys are paragons of self control!