(CNN.com; 10/31/07)
I have no idea what this means. And I would prefer to savor the mystery.
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Monday, October 29, 2007
'Should you pick foreclosure or bankruptcy?'
(MSNBC.com; 10/29/07)
I'd like to choose "C," please. At least in the old "Cake or Death" conundrum, cake is an option. At least until they run out of cake.
I'd like to choose "C," please. At least in the old "Cake or Death" conundrum, cake is an option. At least until they run out of cake.
Saturday, October 20, 2007
'Tuberculosis outbreak blamed on stripper'
(MSNBC.com; 10/20/07)
Ummmm ... ok. I just hope they checked her for rickets.
Ummmm ... ok. I just hope they checked her for rickets.
Friday, October 19, 2007
'Walnut Street briefly closed to investigate report of troubled man'
(State Journal-Register; 10/19/07)
The blues ain't welcome on Walnut Street. Close it down 'till we figure this shit out!
The blues ain't welcome on Walnut Street. Close it down 'till we figure this shit out!
'Spice Girls to Team Up with Victoria's Secret'
(BANG; 10/17/07)
Quintessential TPH material. I didn't dare click through, because I very much liked my mental picture of the Spice Girls (who still look pretty damn good despite being 10 years past their 15 minutes of fame) modeling the latest line of Victoria's Secret lingerie.
Triple points for the appropriateness of the news service name.
Quintessential TPH material. I didn't dare click through, because I very much liked my mental picture of the Spice Girls (who still look pretty damn good despite being 10 years past their 15 minutes of fame) modeling the latest line of Victoria's Secret lingerie.
Triple points for the appropriateness of the news service name.
'IDOT truck runs over homeless man sleeping along I-55'
(State Journal-Register, 10/11/07)
I'm not sure if the Team Illinois Department of Transportation was actively participating in Death Race 2007, but I'm pretty sure the homeless aren't worth extra points.
I'm not sure if the Team Illinois Department of Transportation was actively participating in Death Race 2007, but I'm pretty sure the homeless aren't worth extra points.
'Boy with allergies can eat only 6 foods'
(MSNBC.com; 10/11/07)
Your first thought is "which six"? But what makes this The Perfect Headline (TPH) material -- especially if you're self-centered, like me -- is that you immediately say screw the kid and start wondering, "If I could only eat six foods, what would I want them to be?"
Your first thought is "which six"? But what makes this The Perfect Headline (TPH) material -- especially if you're self-centered, like me -- is that you immediately say screw the kid and start wondering, "If I could only eat six foods, what would I want them to be?"
'Clown arrested on porn charges'
(State Journal-Register; 10/10/07)
Anyone who's ever heard "Kinko, the Kid-Loving Clown" doesn't need to read another word. For the sake of posterity, this clown's name was Klutzo.
Anyone who's ever heard "Kinko, the Kid-Loving Clown" doesn't need to read another word. For the sake of posterity, this clown's name was Klutzo.
What is this place?
A spinoff of Graduate Level Sykesology, this blog is a celebration of perfect headlines gathered from online and print sources. Now, a good headline is succinct and strong. It makes the reader want to read more.
And then there are the headlines that are so great you don't want to read the story because it will wreck the image that has formed in your head. And it is these heads that this blog will feature.
And then there are the headlines that are so great you don't want to read the story because it will wreck the image that has formed in your head. And it is these heads that this blog will feature.
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