Financial Journalist Alex Blumberg Disdains ‘Hipster’ Tater Tots, Loves a Good Manhattan

GrubStreet.com; 4/15/2011

Um. Ok.

Naked man battles police robot

CNN.com; 4/7/2011


Well, I'm never going to top that one.

Maine legalizing switchblades for one-armed people

MSNBC.com; 4/7/2011

It's a niche market.

Paraplegic beat laughing molester

ABCNews.com; 4/5/2011

Good on ya', mate.

Football player who lost leg now plays basketball

KMBC, Kansas City; 3/29/2011 Well, at least we know now which sport is more physically demanding.

Florida man wins lottery, must visit mom

NBCMiami.com; updated 3/16/2011

Always read the fine print.

WATCH: One-Legged Cheerleader Takes Stand

ABCNews.com; 2/12/2010

The fact that the headline is a link to a video story makes it even more perfect.