Boehner Calls for Weiner Resignation

ABCNews.com; 6/14/2011

Nothing I can say here could possibly improve on that.

Financial Journalist Alex Blumberg Disdains ‘Hipster’ Tater Tots, Loves a Good Manhattan

GrubStreet.com; 4/15/2011

Um. Ok.

Naked man battles police robot

CNN.com; 4/7/2011


Well, I'm never going to top that one.

Maine legalizing switchblades for one-armed people

MSNBC.com; 4/7/2011

It's a niche market.

Paraplegic beat laughing molester

ABCNews.com; 4/5/2011

Good on ya', mate.

Football player who lost leg now plays basketball

KMBC, Kansas City; 3/29/2011 Well, at least we know now which sport is more physically demanding.

Florida man wins lottery, must visit mom

NBCMiami.com; updated 3/16/2011

Always read the fine print.

WATCH: One-Legged Cheerleader Takes Stand

ABCNews.com; 2/12/2010

The fact that the headline is a link to a video story makes it even more perfect.

Inmate in wheelchair escapes on foot

CNN.com; 12/3/2009

A headline this perfect could resurrect a blog.

Autopsy could provide clues in woman's death

State Journal-Register; 7/28/09

Isn't that the way it's supposed to work?

'Tourette kids "let it all out" at special camp'

CNN.com; 7/27/09

!#@$% yeah!

'Mind Games Dangerous For Schizophrenic Kids'

ABCNews.com; 7/1/2009

And for those in the immediate vicinity, I would imagine.

It's back!

After receiving gentle but insistent nagging from a handful of dedicated readers, I'm pulling TPH out of mothballs! Check back often!

Pilot dies during wildfire; state hopes for snow

(CNN; 4/16/2008)

Just chew on that for a while.

'Police: Crack Found in Man's Buttocks'

(Fox-5, Washington, D.C; 2/1/2008)

Well, duh!

(Thanks to AverageJane for this entry.)

'Bridge planned where city hopes to flood'

(State Journal-Register; 1/10/08)

Huh?

'Slain wife points accusing finger from the grave'

(CNN.com; 1/2/08)

If a slain wife points an accusing finger from the grave, and no one is in the graveyard to see it, is the alleged murderer actually guilty?

'Opinion: Clemens descends to hell'

(Washington Post; 12/14/07)

Well, I'm glad they clarified it was an op-ed piece. I would have thought Roger got his judgment early otherwise.

'Pig-brain mist suspected in workers' disease'

(AP; 12/10/07)

WTF?!? Seriously, this is the headline for which the acronym "WTF" was coined. Or rather, it should be.

'Naked men enter store, calmly buy Skittles'

(CNN.com; 12/5/07)

"Calmly." A single word puts this head in the perfect headline stratosphere. Hell, I get excited buying Skittles fully clothed. These guys are paragons of self control!